Here are the top 15 anime quotes I’ve gathered from all over the web. They’re totally worth re-pinning!

Anime quotes are these awesome moments in anime where a character or a group of characters just say something that is so hilarious, it makes you laugh out loud. Anime quotes are also known as anime memes, and they can make your day better by just being silly and fun. This little list contains 15 quotes that are the still very funny in 2022.

“I’ll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!” – Light Yagami.

Yep, that one is my all time favourite!

1. “If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.” – L Lawliet

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L Lawliet from Death Note

But Lawliet, you also need the power of anime for this to work. Which you clearly have and we don’t.

2. “Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.” – Kondou Isao (Gorilla)

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Kondou Isao from Gintama
People who realise and admit that they are stupid are in fact clever. Because they have the brains to realise it. Said me. Ok, now I feel stupid for saying that.

3. “Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious.” – Beerus

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Beerus from Dragon Ball
I couldn’t agree more with Beerus. Human world food IS delicious.

4. “An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!” – Marie Mjolnir

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Marie Mjolnir from Soul Eater
This is worth trying, don’t you think?

5. “I’m actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. Of course I also collect maid figurines. I play games which feature maids and it turns me on so much that I’ll wear the maid uniform and jump in joy.” – Usui Takumi

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Usui Takumi from Maid Sama
I loved how Usui said it. This quote is relatable to alot of us. But our subjects are more then just maids.

6. “Pornography can save the world!” – Taiga Okajima

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Taiga Okajima from Assassination Classroom

I would like Taiga Okajima to elaborate on that quote. I want to see a project book on that topic.

7. “Look around Eren, at these big ass trees.” – Levi Ackerman

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Levi Ackerman from Attack On Titan
I had to rewind when Levi said that, just to make sure what I heard was right. Levi Ackerman did say “big-ass trees” in the dub.

8. “The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.” – Son Goku

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Son Goku from Dragonball
I know right! All the fishes urinate and take a shit in the sea! Its true, I agree with Son Goku here.

9. “I’ll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!” – Light Yagami

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Light Yagami from Death Note
This list could not have been complete without this legendary quote by Light Yagami. This is more dramatic than those dramatic potato chip ads we see on kids channels.

10. “Boobs aren’t fat! They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams!” – Sagara Yoshiharu

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Sagara Yoshiharu from The Ambition of Oda Nobuna

See kids, this is how you appreciate the female beauty…but, please don’t go around saying that to your mom, sister or any female that comes into your life. Just don’t.

11. I’m not a pervert… I’m a super pervert! – Jiraiya

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Jiraiya from Naruto
I have no words for Jiraiya. But I think he wanted to make sure you know that is more perverted than Ebisu.

12. “We fuzz it up” – Dazai Osamu

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Dazai from Bungou Stray Dogs
A polite way to say that you F’ed it up. Or should I say self-censored.

13. “I Don’t Know But I’ve ‘To-GATA’ Go See!” – Mirio Togata

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Mirio from My Hero Academia
Ok, this has to be the most cringiest pun I have ever heard. I’m outta here.

14. “The Only Thing More Important Than Wearing The Right Underwear To The Doctor Is Wearing The Right Underwear Into Battle!” – Konohamaru

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Konohamaru from Naruto
So true. I mean, if someone kunai-slashes your pants down you gotta have a good underwear to decrease the embarrasment by 10%

15. “Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits. But Ultimately, She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.” – Shikamaru Nara

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Shikamaru from Naruto Shippudden
Another one of my most favourite quotes. I literally want this to be printed on my coffee mug so that I read it every single day. Since I am a lazy person myself this quote just makes me very happy.
I’m sure you really liked these 15 funny anime quotes. Did any of the quotes made you laugh? Which one is your favourite? I would like to know that.
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